Showing posts from January, 2019

You can't put the bull before the horns if the bull is microscopic and the horn is a dented trumpet ๐Ÿ›️

Real estate is the gluten free weddings of the business world๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ

The center remains hollow and unseen ๐Ÿคค

We can only grow so many skin jars in a day despite the demand ๐Ÿฆ‘

Forever oinking out my cries for freewill๐ŸŽผ

I only eat cliches for breakfast ๐ŸฆŒ

Couldn't move my mind to make the letter "T" ๐ŸŽพ

Bad luck as an inroads to the indents of the psyche⤴️

My dog and its destiny of blood๐Ÿ’ค

Can't stand this war on whatever you want it to be ๐Ÿฅ

Just thinking about the first time in human history someone tried to paint a tiger๐Ÿšธ

I've never been to Europe and probably never will๐Ÿถ

Father formed an opinion on drugs without taking any๐ŸŒ

There is blood on every hand even the hands of the blind ๐Ÿ”‡

This was supposed to be the apex but it's just a mass grave๐Ÿ˜š

The startling fact that dogs exist can't make up for it ๐Ÿ“œ

Phrases to save us and the impropriety of their ilk๐Ÿ•ฏ️

Symbolism is as redundant as any other affliction ๐ŸŒ

Writing the word "knife" is the same as stabbing the redacted ๐Ÿ›…

Icicles can only fight their family like all slaves๐Ÿฎ

The completeist only finds disgust in his pursuit of culture ๐ŸŒฝ

I can only draw monsters when I look them in the eye ๐Ÿ’

The holidays don't sleep, they sweat blood year-round ๐Ÿ˜Ž

The cracking pot is still whistling while it works two times a day ๐Ÿ•

We all end up on a plain with visions of blood๐ŸŽฑ

When your only arm is a sign post, your mom is an unused slogan๐Ÿฆ“

The body is all loud hatred stewing until mouth releases the tale ♟